What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean
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My new favorite gif set.
My cousins’ dog is trying to figure out what is wrong because I got to the fourth one and am now laughing so hard I’m crying.
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Couldn’t find a basic spray bottle and bought Conner a “no no kitty, super soaker” instead. Playing secret agent before I change out of work clothes.
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
what makes this even more fantastic is the eye of sauron in the top left corner
IVE BEEN MAKING THIS JOKE FOR YEARS ABOUT THOSE LIGHTS
So I see this
and all I can think is
based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”
It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.
Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.
Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.
Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.
Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.
Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH
nbchannibal an answer is required please and thank youAs an Australian I thought that ‘peeps’ was just short for ‘people’ and I was confused because obvs it’s Hannibal who eats peeps (…and anyone Hannibal has ever fed). Then I thought I’d google peeps incase it actually meant something else in America and now I’m pissing myself thinking of Hannibal as a creepy psychiatrist that likes to cook little marshmallow birdies into everything. And everyone gets creeped out “no Hannibal stop putting peeps in the roast, that’s gross!” but Hannibal keeps putting little mutilated peeps on a fork and waving them in Will’s face like “You will eat the peeps Will! EAT THE PEEPS!!!”
THIS IS THE GREATEST I LOVE YOU
Dogs reacting to magic tricks the same way people do: adorably.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
OMIGAWD, THAT LAST DOG’S REACTION! X3
This is one of the most delightful things I have ever watched, omg. And that last dog! It was like a… shaggy weenie? Omg.
Raiecha’s Sherlock Fan-Art Masterpost!
Top to Bottom; (Not in order of completion)
French Waiter Sherlock, Valentines Sherlock, Bobble-Hat Sherlock.
Pining John, Mycroft avec Goldfish, La Gazza Ladra/The Thieving Magpie.
(Ben at the Oscars)
Strait-Jacket Moriarty, Fawning Molly and Ms. Adler.
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